I wish some people had dog tails, so I could tell if they were really glad to see me.

Ghandi born Oct 2,1869. So I peacefully protest lack of HealthCare by wearing loincloth to work. Glad I work at home.

Ardipithecus Ramidus proves MAN did not evolve from APES. Both evolved from common ancestor with brain like Glenn Beck.

There’s a Conservative Women’s calendar. I can’t imaging anything worse than looking at Ann Coulter for an entire month.

Empire State Building Lightup. Commies were enemy for 60 yrs. R they still? Is our biggest investor still a real threat to America?

I think the best kinda tweets were invented by Ben Franklin for his Old Farmer’s Almanac

Strolling round NYC, noticed that young Asian women seem most stylishly dressed without showing skin.

Does TweeTherapy work? Since I’ve started tweeting, I haven’t hijacked any elevators or molested any fireplugs.

BiPolarMoment: It’s always darkest before the dawn of a new day of darkness with a forcast of cold rain. Eyore would understand.

Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was really POed in China that they wouldn’t let her shoot a giant Panda. Not even waterboard one!

Numerous articles saying how unhappy women are. And most don’t even know me.

Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was really POed in China that they wouldn’t let her shoot a giant Panda. Not even waterboard one!

Monster acorns are dropping like mad in CN. Sounds like Bigfoot chasing moose thru woods. On blacktop, it sounds like grenades.

Don’t u get bored when friends wantto talk about UNinteresting stuff like THEM, when you could be talking interesting stuff like about YOU

For my friends celebrating Bisexuality Day, I have a song, “Get Bi With A Little Help From Your Friends”

It’s 6am. Do you know where your brain is?

Can you wake up with jet-lag if you dreamed in the wrong direction? Sure feels like it.

Studies have shown that poor sleep = susceptibility to colds. Let’s all go back to bed.

I’m convinced the microwave is a plot to deflavor the flavor molecules in coffee. It never tastes right after nuking.

I wish my morning coffee worked like bbq firestarter and my brain would go “Whoosh” Instead it works like Congress & it isn’t working yet

Just took my home coffee cup outta WASHER. Made me wonder about cleaness of my OFFICE COFFEE CUP, which has never experienced a real washer.

TweetingOff. Going to library to get my “more than 140″ fix

Tweet Dreams

Say Goodnight, Gracie.

I had an interesting exchange with a twitterer from Detroit tagged ProgWatchDog. I will try to relate it with as little snarky commentary as possible so you can make your own judgments as to how much I suck.

According to his bio, ProgWatchDog is Chris Duco who is Ex-Navy man who says beware the Congressional Progressive Caucus, they are the largest danger to our Republic in the history of our country. At the time, he had about 70 followers on twitter. BTW: This is his twitter avatar. His website is “coming soon” at http://www.progressivewatchdog.com/

It started unbeknownst to me when tweeted the following as TotallyBeaugus.

Da Bears game was one of those string-theory alternate reality things that didn’t really happen. In the real universe we lost by 6.
7:46 PM Sep 20th from web

Sometime after that I tweeted this.

There are no limits to what man can aspire to and achieve. Or that Republicans can try to trash. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1954
about 21 hours ago from web

In case you are too busy to check the blog, it’s about Republicans embracing Marxist philosophy, Groucho’s. “Whatever it is, I’m against it.”

I received this tweet from ProgWatchDog

@TotallyBeaugus Stick to sports, your politics suck.
about 20 hours ago from web

I responded with a tweet.

RT @ProgWatchDog tweeted 2me: “Stick to sports, your politics suck.”//This typifies the level of intellectual argument coming from the Right.
about 19 hours ago from web

ProgWatchDog responded to me with this tweet.

@TotallyBeaugus Want intellectual discourse? Explain how forcing me into universal HC doesn’t violate my fund right to (not)enter contracts.
about 18 hours ago from web

I did not respond.

@TotallyBeaugus Explain how Roe v Wade doesn’t conflict with universal health care.
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Lets start there, huh?
about 18 hours ago from web

I did not responded at all. But ProgWatchDog sure did. With tweet after tweet stacked up next to his Che Obama avatars up and down my page.

@TotallyBeaugus EXPLAIN why members of Progressive Caucus are all Reps of worst districts for poverty across the country.

@TotallyBeaugus Maybe explain to me why the White House was trying to use the NEA to recruit fed fnded artists in violation of Hatch Act?
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Waiting for ya!
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Maybe you would prefer debate of Cap and Trade? SURE!
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Pick ONE and let’s debate! Be sure to RT my last few tweets too, otherwise you are a coward.
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Explain Al Gore’s relationship w/ GIM using his political leverage to push legislation that will make him/cronies BILLIONS.
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Awfull quiet over there Bogus….
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus Come on! I am just a stupid conservative!
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus ROFLMFAO… Gonna go take a nap, maybe you will have found your testicles by the time I wake up.
about 18 hours ago from web

@TotallyBeaugus That’s what I thought. You post more stupid sports crap while not responding to debate pnts. Like I said, stick to sports.
about 18 hours ago from web

As I wrote earlier, I didn’t respond at all. I merely unfollowed him.

Since he was “rolling on the floor laughing his fckg ass off,” I’m sure he feels good about this one-sided debate. I mean, let’s face it, I suck. I did not respond, so I am a coward. And I guess I haven’t found my testicles yet, but fortunately I have a lady friend who can help me find them later.

I will have to live with the reality of the Great TwitWit Debate and all 70 of his followers will know it.

I wanted to report this encounter fairly and not nail ProgWatchDog with cheap shots as I went along. Doing that would have made me feel like I was using Bill O’Reilly tactics. I think the way I presented this made his case, but it also made my case that the Righteous think an intellectual debate is like a bar fight in that it requires trash talk and insults that their side takes seriously. They think it is about scoring points with jabs or hitting you over the head with a bar stool — whatever it takes to win. I don’t see it that way.

I think this encounter is typical of what’s happening in our country. And I think ProgWatchDog’s approach embodies all the qualities the right admires, except maybe for dancing like Tom Delay.

I believe that given his attitude and way with words ProgWatchDog has a great future as a voice in the RightWingNut movement. I wish him luck with his new website and with the Detroit Lions.

For some of us, our iPods with the right music mixes are really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth

BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth.

RT @jackwadeshow BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth. // They Limbaugh up first // Then imPalin each other

Journal of Neuroscience says 5 cups/coffee/day protects from Alzheimer’s & stimulates memory. Gonna make a big pot while I remember why.

When I started tweeting, it was all about the messages. It’s becoming more and more about the people. Thx.

After years of demonization, fear & hate campaigns GOPers believe Liberals are their ENEMY. They can’t believe Obama doesn’t see them as his

GollyGee! I’m so happy Baucus wrote a bill the Insurance Cos luv. Forcing everyone buy their own insurance from them is real reform.

Asking why US didn’t get quid pro quo from Russia 4 not building missile shield is like terrorists asking what they get 4 not planting IEDs

For a wk I’ve needed to stab finger with NEEDLE for bloodglucose monitor. Hurts just thinkin bout it. Wish I was masochist instead of coward

George Elliot wrote, “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” She was probably really freakin young when she wrote it.

RightWingNut point of view. If one time, you don’t succeed… SECEDE.

Got a FLY I can’t swat. I think it’s al qaeda & has lessons from Osama. Gonna try to trap it by turning off all lights except bathroom. HaHa

My FLY is still unsquished and buzzing arrogantly around. I did find a roach and I’m planning to waterboard it for information on the fly.

Oktoberfest starts Saturday in Munich. Become one with the beer.