On a lost object quest. My glasses are an adventure. Looking in the microwave for the 2nd time means I am officially a big dumb loser.

If it wasn’t a time of massive economic anxiety, would GOP-brains be acting as Beckrazy or getting as many converts?

What to do about 912 Teabaggers? Too bad we can’t drop them in really hot water, then dispose of them permanently.

We need a vaccine against the GOP SWINE FLU that can protect Americans from going any more bonkers.

ACORN suggestion that a prostitute call herself a “performance artist” on a tax form is funny. Wouldn’t “public servant” have been better?

I think (I’m happy) therefore I am. If I’m wrong, don’t tell me. Tell Descartes.

Dems need a tough, smart, articulate Defender Of The Faith who’s not a talking head. Biden/Reid/Pelosi can’t hack it. How about Al Franken?

Maybe Bush was really President Of All The Republicans, but Obama is President of all the people. GOPers should show respect for that.

Labor Day is a great day for those of us without jobs to wish we had one, while those working today wish they had the day off.

My friends & I used to be strongly anti-war. Now, we seem to be “don’t want to think about it” Can’t we support Pres without changing ideals?