I am Patton Lee Beaugus and I am currently searching for a blog voice. My current one is very squeaky and annoying, except when it is very deep and quite pretentious.

I think this will be a political satire kinda blog, but maybe I’ll be schlepping virtual Tupperwear or offering Russian brides that are so too good to be true, dummies will think they are true and send me money for airfare.  Time will tell.

Until I get my act together, my imaginary friends will help me out.  Sensei Yo, Noni The Intern, and the MixMaster Pre will be sharing their psychotic world views.