Here on the Totally Beaugus blog, Patton Lee Beaugus presents a cacophony of his work as a humorist, philosopher, and convicted verb molester.

The blog includes Paddy’s latest thoughts on politics, world affairs, technological advances, and any kind of sociologically significant happenings he can make fun of.

TB also includes contributions by the characters Paddy Lee has created for the Guy Comedy Network — characters like the Noni the Intern, Sensei Yo, and Hieronymous Prefontaine aka the PreVert.

Paddy Lee is currently on a work release program from Joliet State Prison where he shared a cell with the infamous Jake Blues. Instead of taking a class in Creative Shiv-Making, Beaugus took Blogging For Felons, which gave him a chance to create this blog-thing, and share his views with citizens like you.

Please be aware that if you leave negative comments, when Paddy gets paroled he will happily … (censored by Warden Mauro) … and your little dog, too.