On a lost object quest. My glasses are an adventure. Looking in the microwave for the 2nd time means I am officially a big dumb loser.

If it wasn’t a time of massive economic anxiety, would GOP-brains be acting as Beckrazy or getting as many converts?

What to do about 912 Teabaggers? Too bad we can’t drop them in really hot water, then dispose of them permanently.

We need a vaccine against the GOP SWINE FLU that can protect Americans from going any more bonkers.

ACORN suggestion that a prostitute call herself a “performance artist” on a tax form is funny. Wouldn’t “public servant” have been better?

I think (I’m happy) therefore I am. If I’m wrong, don’t tell me. Tell Descartes.

Dems need a tough, smart, articulate Defender Of The Faith who’s not a talking head. Biden/Reid/Pelosi can’t hack it. How about Al Franken?

Maybe Bush was really President Of All The Republicans, but Obama is President of all the people. GOPers should show respect for that.

Labor Day is a great day for those of us without jobs to wish we had one, while those working today wish they had the day off.

My friends & I used to be strongly anti-war. Now, we seem to be “don’t want to think about it” Can’t we support Pres without changing ideals?

GOPers will do anything to undermine President so they can take back America. It’s like napalming Viet Nam villages in order to save them.

Everybody has a right to be stupid. Why shouldn’t the “Save Our Children From Our President” wackjobs take full advantage of that right?

Sometimes reading Twitter, I feel like I just ate a hundred fortune cookies without getting any of the calories. That’s good, I guess.

Reading remarks by Sen.Inhofe & Michelle Bachmann who seem to have fans, makes me wonder if I live in a country of with an average IQ of 83?

I’m about to start looking up foods for Diabetes Type 2 diet. I don’t think beer will be on it.

Web docs say type2 diabetics like me can have 2 beers/day. Cool. And easy to remember, even after 6 or 8 beers.

How did the GOP go from a “regional party” to looking like they’ll kick ass in the next elections? The lied. But they lied loud and proud.

I’ve got the flu. Can’t work. Can’t even think straight for more than… uh, than some number I can’t remember.

If you are what you eat, I’m a mashed potato. If you are what you do, well, I haven’t done very much lately, so I’m still a mashed potato

What does an ostrich see when it sticks its head in the sand? Could it be FoxNews?