NeoCons like to scare us silly. It’s worked before, well enough to frighten us into war. Now, they threaten to secede from the Union. It’s not only Texas Governor Rick Perry. Now the billions and billions of right-thinking people with major sign-making chops from the 9/12 march are taking up the cry of the secession banshee. Ooo-o-ooo-out!

In spite of our President’s continued efforts, reconciliation is impossible between the rightwingnuts and the rest of America. There can be no common ground, because they will not allow any common ground that isn’t strewn with political IEDs.

They say they want to secede. I say let them. They already live in Fantasyland.

Well, not secede exactly, because I don’t think they should be able to take all the red states with them like Dick Armey has planned. They can have Texas. Oh yeah, and Oklahoma which most of us wouldn’t miss, if it meant getting rid of everyone who marched on 9/12 or supported Joe Wilson’s rallying cry of freedom!

The Patton Lee Beaugus Succession Plan gives them the opportunity to opt out of America.

They can opt out of having to accept a lying, socialist, mulatto President. They can be led instead by class act white people like Joe Wilson and Sarah Palin. They can opt out of Health Care. They can live without medical malpractice suits. They can outlaw abortion, premarital sex, and gayness, which is a disease without a cure.

In their little bit of heaven on earth, they can all carry two guns, a knife and a flamethrower to Church. They can pray before football games and bite the heads off snakes or for the moderates, frogs. They can have it their way.

The secessionists would be citizens of the Original America or the Real America or The Republic of Texas, or whatever name they’d want to call it. They could even call it God’s Republic of Texas, and it could combine Church and State and morality and law like a mirror image of Iran.

Their Land of the Free could be a Republic but not a Democracy and eliminate the lower house of congress. They could be led by wealthy and wise white people supported by the corporations they so believe in. They could have a totally laissez-faire economy with zero regulations.

They could have the Confederate flag (or RCN standard) flying proudly over factories that would not have to deal with pollution standards, and could burn coal until the skies turned black and the birds coughed instead of chirping.

They could have their own cable tv system which would consist only of Fox, FoxNews, ESPN and all the Christian channels.

To give up Texas, and maybe Oklahoma which I think we should throw in even if they don’t want it… to give these states up to have all of their morality and goodness taken out our lives, and kept on their side of the fence which they would certainly build, that would be something many of us would be more than glad to live with.

How Noni The Intern Started The Revolution
and find out what happens when When Secession Succeeds
Research says, “Texamerica Can Secede!”

Great Men deserve recognition.  They deserve to have streets, bridges, and buildings named after them.

Unfortunately, I do not have naming rights for any sewer systems or dams, or there would most definitely be a Dam Limbaugh.

The best I can do is dedicate this cocktail to the leader of the Conservative moment and the Republican party.  And when you make this cocktail, make sure you get it right.

Ingredients
• prescription meds (as many as you can scam from multiple docs)
• Coors Light

Directions
Take a handfull of meds.
Pop ‘em.
Wash them down with the Silver Bullet.
Go on a rant about Liberal Values and how they are ruining the real America where real Americans stand for real American values.
Blame everything on Barack, Pelosi, Hillary or some kid that just testified before Congress.
Repeat dosage when you start to get lucid.