Bi-partisianship has failed. It takes two to bi, and Republicans don’t want to try.

The GOP has decided that for their side to win Obama, Pelosi, Healthcare, and Americans in need, all must lose. So they are singing that classic Groucho Marx ditty.

“I don’t know what they have to say, it makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is, I’m against it.”

The GOPeers are singing in unison and they are pulling it off. Regular folks are humming along.

“Your proposition may be good, but let’s have one thing understood —
whatever it is, I’m against it!”

Obama believes that we will have better laws and better governance if we can achieive bi-partisianship. He’s right, by that I mean correct, but bi-partisianship just won’t work. At least, not now.

“And even when you’ve changed it or condensed it,
 I’m against it.”

The only possible way to get bi-partisianship on the next big issue is for Dems to totally go it alone on Healthcare. Continually reaching out a hand of bi-partisianship and getting it bit just makes Obama look weak. And the polls seem to show his efforts aren’t working.

The way to achieve bipartisan support is to demonstrate that if GOPers don’t want to play, America doesn’t need them. The votes and the will are there to make laws in which they have no input. The best they can do is vent on FoxNews to position themselves for the next election.

A campaign must be launched that makes Americans aware that Republicans are not needed to solve America’s problems.

“No matter what it is or who commenced it,
I’m against it.”

The Dems need to put the BAM on them. And do it hard.

Maybe the Republicans will start to understand, and put some effort into compromise. Or maybe they’ll scream they’ve been a victim of death panels. If so, it seems to me that they’ve shot themselves.

“Whatever It Is, I’m Against It” Lyrics by Bert Kalmar with music by Harry Ruby, performed by Groucho Marx in Horse Feathers (1932)

Now that P.Bam has put the nation’s racial problems back on the back-burner with Beer Summit I, what else needs beering up?

We think that our President as “leader of all the people” needs to take a shot at stopping the carnage that is the Bill O’Reilly vs Keith Olbermann Mouth-Off.

It is reported that there is a deal between Rupert Murdoch of Fox which owns FoxNews and the top corpies of General Electric which owns MSNBC.  The deal is basically, “your sneaky little pisssant doesn’t teepee my house with legal papers, and my bigass prick won’t leave dog poop in a burning paper bag on your doorstep.”

The deal ain’t never gonna work. No way.

In this agreement O’Reilly’s company must stop suing every executive who is above Olbermann in the pecking order, which is quite a few. Olbermann, in turn, will have to backthefckoff. Yeah, right.

According to the our sources, Keith Olbermann will not be able to call Fox “Fixed News” or “FoxNoise” or other worse stuff that starts with an F sound.  That might happen, for a while. But Keith Got Teeth is also prohibited from referng to Mr. O’Reilly as “Billo The Clown” or “Bill Orally.” Never happen.

Keith won’t even be able to make up new insults like “Bill Ho’Reilly” which will stifle his creativity something fierce.

Keith also won’t be able to make luffa jokes in the midst of faux phonesex calls from Bill to his female producers. Keith might not even be able to name Bill “Worst Person In The World” for more than three consecutive nights.

If all this supposition is true, Keith’ll have to go to a half hour format, which will add another half hour to Rachel Maddow’s show.

Bill will probably have to stop his Ambush Producer from attacking MSNBC personnel while they are using a public urinal, eating with their family, or coming out of motel room with an intern.

I’ll tell you now, this deal is dead before it gets going. Olbermann made his bones, making fun of his competitor. Keith isn’t gonna stop.

Bill will be okay because he is sneakier and more subtle than Keith. Bill might be able to hide his attacks, after all, he’s managed to never say Olbermann’s name on the air. OR’s the only man that could deliver nothing but total spin in a No Spin Zone — and get away with it.

Of course, in comparison to Bill, Keith has all the subtlety of a springbreak rookie peeing from a motel balcony into a pool full of coeds two stories below.

How can a magilla like this ever have a happy ending? Only if P.Bam comes to the rescue with a new bigger, better Beer Summit.  But for this one I think he might need a longer table and more than a bottle each.

The beer summit more than the arrest itself seemed to escalate and radicalize comments from both whites and  blacks.

Some blacks almost always feel like they are picked on primarily because they are black, no matter what the situation. There are white folks who see a black man who stands up to a cop as uppity and deserving of arrest.

I thought race relations had calmed.  Maybe they have, but only on the surface.  One beer deep and old bad attitudes start to leak out through people’s mouths. And they seem to go back to the extreme.

Rabble-rousers like Sean Hannity are wrong that a cop is a hero risking their life every time he goes out on a call. And that Professor Gates should have appreciated the attention and thanked the cop. Blacks aren’t jungle monkeys or niggers, even if they trash talk yo mama.

On the other hand, every time a black man gets questioned or arrested, it’s not because he’s black. It may just because he’s a jerk who doesn’t know any better than insult a cop.

Both men acted stupidly.

They both appear at this point to have the wisdom not to throw more gas on fire.  Too bad full-time stupidlees like Sean Hannity and the trash talking bruthas don’t understand that.