NeoCons like to scare us silly. It’s worked before, well enough to frighten us into war. Now, they threaten to secede from the Union. It’s not only Texas Governor Rick Perry. Now the billions and billions of right-thinking people with major sign-making chops from the 9/12 march are taking up the cry of the secession banshee. Ooo-o-ooo-out!

In spite of our President’s continued efforts, reconciliation is impossible between the rightwingnuts and the rest of America. There can be no common ground, because they will not allow any common ground that isn’t strewn with political IEDs.

They say they want to secede. I say let them. They already live in Fantasyland.

Well, not secede exactly, because I don’t think they should be able to take all the red states with them like Dick Armey has planned. They can have Texas. Oh yeah, and Oklahoma which most of us wouldn’t miss, if it meant getting rid of everyone who marched on 9/12 or supported Joe Wilson’s rallying cry of freedom!

The Patton Lee Beaugus Succession Plan gives them the opportunity to opt out of America.

They can opt out of having to accept a lying, socialist, mulatto President. They can be led instead by class act white people like Joe Wilson and Sarah Palin. They can opt out of Health Care. They can live without medical malpractice suits. They can outlaw abortion, premarital sex, and gayness, which is a disease without a cure.

In their little bit of heaven on earth, they can all carry two guns, a knife and a flamethrower to Church. They can pray before football games and bite the heads off snakes or for the moderates, frogs. They can have it their way.

The secessionists would be citizens of the Original America or the Real America or The Republic of Texas, or whatever name they’d want to call it. They could even call it God’s Republic of Texas, and it could combine Church and State and morality and law like a mirror image of Iran.

Their Land of the Free could be a Republic but not a Democracy and eliminate the lower house of congress. They could be led by wealthy and wise white people supported by the corporations they so believe in. They could have a totally laissez-faire economy with zero regulations.

They could have the Confederate flag (or RCN standard) flying proudly over factories that would not have to deal with pollution standards, and could burn coal until the skies turned black and the birds coughed instead of chirping.

They could have their own cable tv system which would consist only of Fox, FoxNews, ESPN and all the Christian channels.

To give up Texas, and maybe Oklahoma which I think we should throw in even if they don’t want it… to give these states up to have all of their morality and goodness taken out our lives, and kept on their side of the fence which they would certainly build, that would be something many of us would be more than glad to live with.

How Noni The Intern Started The Revolution
and find out what happens when When Secession Succeeds
Research says, “Texamerica Can Secede!”

We can have our cake and eat our ice cream, too. I mean people who think right like me, and you others, too.

I figure it this way. I was lying in bed watching some Fair and Balanced News, and thinking about Texas Governor Rick Perry, who is a handsome stud-muffin with real nice hair. Rick is always jawing about how the Lonestar State is fixing to succeed from the Union. And then there was a segment where I watched the heroes of the 9-12 March On Washington and some of them were talking about succession, too. But it was like a threat. It wasn’t really for real.

Now, I don’t wanna start no second Civil War, especially if the good guys would lose again, but I think it would be only fair if the old US of A would go ahead and allow Texas to succeed and start it’s own country.

I see it this way. We can have our cake and eat our ice cream, too. I mean I live here in New York City, but I’m still a Texan, not a New Yorker. And those Bridge and Tunnel people from Connecticut and Jersey (yuck) work in New York and are still guidos, if that’s right word. And I get hit on in bars by people from India and England and New Foundland. And they’re not even Americans, except that Canadians are sort of Americans if you look at a map like on Google.

So you don’t need to be a citizen of the United States to live and work here, so why should we have to? Have to be US citizens, I mean, when we could be like born again and be citizens of the Republic of Texas. Wouldn’t that be like totally sweet?

Anyway, I think it would be a good idea to give all us right-thinking, God-fearing, gun-toting Christians our own country. We could still live or work wherever we worked or lived, but we’d be citizens of the Republic of Texas, and we’d vote and pay taxes there and you could keep your Obama and let him preach socialism to your kids.

Really, I mean it!

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When Secession Succeeds
Research says, “Texamerica Can Secede!”