I keep seeing polls and tv talking heads saying how bad us Republicans are doing. Well, of course, we’re not eating as high off the hawg as when we had a real Texan in the White House.

But we can do something about it. In fact, I want to do something because as I learned in typing class, “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.”  Funny how things you learn in school just show up in your head when you need them.

But how exactly? Even Michael Steel should realize we need to recruit more democretins. Like Duh!

But how do we do that without Sarah Palin on the ticket?  Sure, we need to destroy that foreigner, Barack Obama, and say no to everything that liberals like him and Nancy Pelosi stand for, but that’s not enuff. I say that we got to play from our strengths. We’ve got to look to our biggest and best sucesses and use that as our roadmap.

IMHO, there’s nobody damn well bigger and better than Rush Limbaugh, the Big Bopper!  I think of Rush as the Big Bopper ever since I saw him at bopping up and down at the Conservative Union rally where he was dressed all in black and sexier than Kid Rock. Rush even kissed me on the cheek and squeezed my tushie with his cigar-hand. Wow!

I’ve been thinking on how we get dumocrats to think like Rush. And the answer came to me like a pitcher of water at a wet t-shirt contest. If we get folks to do what Rush does, they’ll become Ditto Heads like me and the rest of us real Republicans.

My evil boss, Yo, invented this cocktail recipe to make fun of Rush. Yo called it the
Limbaugh Rush and she thinks it’s funny. But I’m smart enuff to know how to turn the tables, and use against her what she used against Rush, so we can swiftboat them commie liberals until they think right.

How? We just get all kinds of folks to do the “Limbaugh Rush” and they’ll pledge Republican faster than you can say “GOP-Brain.”

Great Men deserve recognition.  They deserve to have streets, bridges, and buildings named after them.

Unfortunately, I do not have naming rights for any sewer systems or dams, or there would most definitely be a Dam Limbaugh.

The best I can do is dedicate this cocktail to the leader of the Conservative moment and the Republican party.  And when you make this cocktail, make sure you get it right.

Ingredients
• prescription meds (as many as you can scam from multiple docs)
• Coors Light

Directions
Take a handfull of meds.
Pop ‘em.
Wash them down with the Silver Bullet.
Go on a rant about Liberal Values and how they are ruining the real America where real Americans stand for real American values.
Blame everything on Barack, Pelosi, Hillary or some kid that just testified before Congress.
Repeat dosage when you start to get lucid.