• If we eliminated the stock market casino and investors made money on company profits, would they still invest? Or would capitalism die? #
• If we eliminated the stock market casino and investors made money on company profits, qould they still invest? Or would capitalism die? #

• If we eliminated the stock market casino and investors made money on company profits, would they still invest? Or would capitalism die? #
• If we eliminated the stock market casino and investors made money on company profits, qould they still invest? Or would capitalism die? #

• As it approaches noon, I try2remember how long ago it was when I stopped dreaming of nooners and started dreaming of lunch. #
• Spending my day unfollowing sales scammers and media consultants. What a pain. Wish I'd never autofollowed anybody. #
• RT @JJFAHL http://bit.ly/VlIyu Reich has some good ideas // Agree. thx #
• We need a Jobs Program — a vertically integrated WPA — a government project that hires workers for public projects, but hires at all levels #
• Letterman scandal has ppl saying you shouldn't have sex with people from work. That's about the only good thing about being jobless. #
• 4 Monty Python. I'm a twitterjack, I'm ok. Sleep all night & I tweet all day. I dress in women's… uh, hoped my 140 would've hit b4 that. #
• 2FoxNews — Communism is not same as Totalitarianism. China is example that Free Market Capitalism is not diametric opposite of either. #
• Two roads diverged in a wood and I… stopped in a bar to consider my options. #
• I've got Tweeters Block. I guess I'll have to work on my novel until I get over it. #
• On Feastday of St. Francis of Assisi, patron saint of animals, ecology, and the environment — hug a tree. Luv a pet. Feast on veggies. #
• A new day. A new hope that today will be better than my coffee. #
• Watching Fox this week, I'd've thought China was USA's enemy instead of our banker. Do we need to create enemies to be patriotic? #
• I wish some people had dog tails, so I could tell if they were really glad to see me. #
• Newsies say Letterman "unethical" to have consensual sex with coworker. I don't. Not if he didn't do it on another person's desk. #
• Tomorrow is birthday of the best ever propaganda organ, PRAVDA. Best propaganda organ these days is FOXNEWS. #
• My kinda town, Chicago is. But not 4 Olympics selecters. They'd rather go2 Rio, and be attacked by the millions of poor. #
• Ana Marie Cox inspired this funny blog on how Executive PJs are the hot new Business Dress Code http://tinyurl.com/yb8uehf #
• Who could be funnier than Michelle Bachmann or Sarah Palin? Noni The Intern http://preview.tinyurl.com/yel64b7 #
• Ghandi born Oct 2,1869. So I peacefully protest lack of HealthCare by wearing loincloth to work. Glad I work at home. #
• Funniest GOP spokesperson ever http://preview.tinyurl.com/yel64b7 #
• Ardipithecus Ramidus proves MAN did not evolve from APES. Both evolved from common ancestor with brain like Glenn Beck. #
• #FF @bytesize23b @SkunksINmyAttic @manyko2 @frankbrill @MishaRN @jasonkuffer @wordsmythic #
• Executive PJs are hot as the new Business Dress Code http://tinyurl.com/yb8uehf #
• There's a Conservative Women's calendar. I can't imaging anything worse than looking at Ann Coulter for an entire month. #
• PJs and Exec Skivies are hot as the new Business Dress Code http://tinyurl.com/yb8uehf #
• Ardipithecus ramidus proves MAN did not evolve from APES. Both evolved from common ancestor with brain like Glenn Beck. #
• Ghandi born Oct 2,1869. Today I peacefully protest RightWingNuts by wearing loincloth to work. Glad I work at home. #
• There's a Conservative Women's calendar. I can't imaging anything worse than looking at Ann Coulter for an entire month. #
• Not sent by me 78.4% of my Twitter followers are fauxlowers! How about you? http://fauxlowers.com/-/TotallyBeaugus #
• Wake up and smell the decaf. #
• It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Hey, it's here. Where's my cocktail? #
• @manyko2 HOW DO WE DEAL W/PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY?//Tell cable operator to remove FoxNews #
• There's a Conservative Women's calendar. I can't imaging anything worse than looking at Ann Coulter for an entire month. #
• Empire State Building Lightup. Commies were enemy for 60 yrs. R they still? Is our biggest investor still a real threat to America? #
• RT @NicoleStier democrat Baucus has taken $1,763,299 from health care industry since 2005 #
• @jillosopher Grayson "holocaust" offensive?//Totally offensive. Tying to make case that deaths are intentional, made stupid word choice #
• Another GOP temper tantrum. Ex-military guy suggested military coup on Obama. How can anyone believe in democracy & this bs? #
• @Jamesbedell deeply craving bacon at the moment….why? //Because it is National Vegatarian day and you are just being contrary in reply to Jamesbedell #
• @JJFAHL Took yr advice. replying from Tweetdeck. thx in reply to JJFAHL #
• I think the best kinda tweets were invented by Ben Franklin for his Old Farmer's Almanac #
• Strolling round NYC, noticed that young Asian women seem most stylishly dressed without showing skin. #
• I think I'm following too many people to really see enough tweets from the people I like. #
• Does TweeTherapy work? Since I've started tweeting, I haven't hijacked any elevators or molested any fireplugs. #
• Woke up disoriented with cat in my face. WTF? Fortunately, I find out I am staying with a friend rather than losing my mind. #
• BiPolarMoment: On a natural manic high for no apparent reason. No feeling like it. Almost makes the depression worth it. #
• Let the RightWingNuts secede. Better yet, make them secede. http://tinyurl.com/y9hoh6m #
• It's 5 o'clock somewhere, so I can have a cocktail. OMG It's 5 o'clock here. #
• GOP adopts Marxist Philosophy — Groucho's. "Whatever it is, I'm against it." http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #
• BiPolarMoment: It's always darkest before the dawn of a new day of darkness with a forcast of cold rain. Eyore would understand. #
• RT @bondwooley Don't forget to catch Lester & Charlie tackle healthcare with Amani Toomer http://bit.ly/t7ZXU #
• BiPolarMoment: OMG, am I great or what? This tweet really sucks, doesn't it? Or is it ok? Mommy! #
• GOPers, show me the numbers on debt on future generations. Spending now will make a richer economy later. http://preview.tinyurl.com/yeftdz6 #
• I'm sick of always seeing "Twittter is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless" esp when they misspell Twitter. #
• GOP adopts Marxist Philosophy — Groucho's. "Whatever it is, I'm against it." http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #
• Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was really POed in China that they wouldn't let her shoot a giant Panda. Not even waterboard one! #
• Monster acorns are dropping like mad in CN. Sound like Bigfoot chasing moose thru woods. On blacktop, it sounds like grenades. #
• Let the RightWingNuts secede. Better yet, make them secede. http://tinyurl.com/y9hoh6m #
• How2fight the RightWingNuts? Call their bluff. Let them secede. Better yet, toss them out. http://tinyurl.com/y9hoh6m #
• Can you wake up with jet-lag if you dreamed in the wrong direction. Sure feels like it. #
• Ystrday, huge acorns were dropping like mad in CN. Sounded like Bigfoot chasing moose thru woods. On blacktop, it sounded like grenades. #
• I see the future of the GOP http://tinyurl.com/y9hoh6m #
• I'm sick of seeing "Twittter is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless" esp when they misspell Twitter. #
• Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was really POed in China that they wouldn't let her shoot a giant Panda. Not even waterboard one! #
• Yr Sunday Lester & Charlie fix is ready to shoot up. Amani Toomer joins em 2tackle the health care crisis. http://totallybeaugus.com #
• In 489 the German Heruli attacked the Goths & lost. This is celebrated in Germany by Oktoberfest and elections. http://xcuse2party.com #
• RT @capcoach Ricky Gervais went to White House in stretchy PJs. PJs so cool for going out//PJFunBlog http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1774 #
• Ystrday, huge acorns were dropping like mad in CN. Sounded like Bigfoot chasing moose thru woods. On blacktop road, sounded like grenades. #
• We've got Cowboy channels, Movie and Syfy channels. Do we need a Barbarian channel? Or should FoxNews be close enuff? #
• It's 6am. Do u know where your brain is? #
• Tweet Dreams #
• Go Boilers! Stomp the Irish! #
• @setv @SalHansen Obama's war // Republicans' war // it's our war, it belongs to all of us, unless we r doing something to STOP WAR #
• The future of the GOP is in their own little old gun-toting, bible-beating fantasyland http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1917 #
• @leftielucy Problem is fools and fanatics r always so certain of themselves & wiser so full of doubts-B Russell // Undoubtedly #
• GOP adopts Marxist Philosophy — Groucho's. "Whatever it is, I'm against it." http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #
• Rightwingnut point of view. If one time, you don't succeed… SECEDE. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• iPods with the right music mixes r really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth #
• RT @interNETworkWiz Employees make the best dates // Then do Bosses make the worst dates? #
• 2day in 1969: Trial of Chicago7. Beatles release Abbey Road. Brady Bunch debut. Time Magazine: Drugs & the Young. http://xcuse2party.com #
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of your bartender & order doubles #
• @billguinee Hit and Run Matthew Scudder novel? //Nope, Keller Hit Man, but no violence in first third of it. Just good writing. #
• GOP adopts Marxist Philosophy — Groucho's. "Whatever it is, I'm against it." http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #
• GoodBook: Lawrence Block "Hit and Run" So far its as good as Burglar series. #
• Now is the time for all good men 2come2 the aid of your bartender & order doubles. #
• @elron6900 I liked the salon open blog u turned me on to and signed up. http://bit.ly/2ADAIs R U writing there? #
• TweetingOff. Going to library to get my "more than 140" fix #
• Just read Jeff Deaver's Roadside Crosses. Good writer. Convoluted plot logic with ending he had to explain so we'd have a clue. #
• published comedy piece today on salon.com's open blog, now in Beta. http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #amwriting #writechat #write #writetip #writers #
• Blogging on Salon's open blog which is now in beta. U can blog there, too. http://bit.ly/2ADAIs #
• #ff @DissidentBooks @bondwooley @JJFAHL @MsMaxcess @snowlobster @girlfred @BillCherryjr #
• @elron6900 http://tinyurl.com/ybakgy5 Good economic perspective for global economic steps tbd at G20 #
• Rightwingnut point of view. If one time, you don't succeed… SECEDE. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• @JJFAHL how much mass is needed before you have mass destruction? // A big-ass humongous amount #
• BiPolarMoment: Cant work, sleep, exercise, eat, read, watch tv, then TWITTER GOES DOWN — so I cant even bitch&moan, which makes me laugh #
• BiPolarMoment: Wondering if when I get Alzheimer's I'll forget to be so depressed. #
• How large is humongous as compared to "big-ass"? #
• If u are doing the what's right for u, it isn't work, even if u're getting paid 4 it. If it isn't right, it's usually damn hard work. #
• For some of us, iPods with the right music mixes r really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth #
• Obama needs my full support. But we need to end the BushWars now. I don't know how to do my part in resolving this dilemma #
• Lester & Charlie know how to stick it to the banks & credit card companies that're out to bankrupt us! http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=2171 #
• Guinness Day! Irish brewer Arthur Guinness, founder of the Guinness Brewery, was born in 1725. Brilliant! http://xcuse2party.com #
• WSJ says "To Work Better, Try Working Less." http://tinyurl.com/m9mvud // If true, that would make me the best worker. #
• Studies have shown that poor sleep = susceptibility to colds. Let's all go back to bed. #
• Numerous articles saying how unhappy women are. And most don't even know me. #
• BiPolarMoment: Wondering if when I get Alzheimer's I'll forget to be so depressed. #
• Guinness Day! Irish brewer Arthur Guinness, founder of the Guinness Brewery, was born in 1725. Brilliant! http://xcuse2party.com #
• As a writer who is tweeting instead of writing real writing, I found reading #amwriting 2B inspirational. O'course, I'm still here tweeting #
• Studies have shown that poor sleep = susceptibility to colds. Let's all go back to bed. #
• Numerous articles saying how unhappy women are. And most don't even know me. #
• BiPolarMoment: Wondering if when I get Alzheimer's I'll forget to be so depressed. #
• @calumvs My friend Kevin thinks that 5 sec in the microwave makes a cup of coffee into decaf coffee// it sure tastes like it #
• Guinness Day! Irish brewer Arthur Guinness, founder of the Guinness Brewery, was born in 1725. Brilliant! http://xcuse2party.com #
• BreakfastPhilosophy good4digestion // RT @mike2977 Ham&Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. #
• I'm convinced the microwave is a plot to deflavor the flavor molecules in coffee. It never tastes right after nuking. #
• BiPolarMoment: Using Shania Twain's "Up Up Up" as ipod therapy session. Can only go up from here. #
• One-sided TwitWit Debate proves I suck, am a coward, & have lost my testicles while @ProgWatchDog is ROFLMFAO http://totallybeaugus.com #
• I'm convinced the microwave is a plot to deflavor the flavor molecules in coffee. It never tastes right after nuking. #
• For my friends celebrating Bisexuality Day, I have a song, "Get Bi With A Little Help From Your Friends" #
• BiPolarMoment: Tweeting about depression makes me grin grimly. Not sure tweet therapy works, but cheaper than meds. Only side effect is RTs #
• BiPolarMoment: Remembering yesterday when I was so smart I expected God to ask me for advice. #
• Saw "Britain Is Full Up" http://viigo.im/0Ycf // Some Brits are full of something, for sure. #
• Breakfast Philosophy good4digestion // RT @mike2977 Ham&Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. #
• BiPolarMoment: Just entered into mutual suicide pact with my cereal bowl. #
• BiPolarMoment: Tweeting about depression makes me grin grimly. Not sure tweet therapy works, but cheaper than meds. Only side effect is RTs #
• BiPolarMoment: Remembering yesterday when I was so smart I expected God to ask me for advice. #
• BiPolarMoment: Using Shania Twain's "Up Up Up" as morning therapy session. Can only go up from here. #
• BiPolarMoment: Just entered into mutual suicide pact with my cereal bowl. #
• NCIS is my fave. Loved today's ep. Started NCIS LA, but turned off to tweet. #
• @RocklandUSA Any of you get spammed to death in your Direct Messages?// Only by newbies who don't know any better. 2xers get blocked #
• RT @ditdit peeps who dont tweet dont undrstnd//My 65yo Iranian stepdad asked me the other day "What's this 'tootie'" I nearly peed my pants #
• Beckian Logic: When Glenn Beck said McCain would've been a worse Pres than Obama, should I conclude that McCain would've been better? #
• Tom Delay's gong-worthy performance on Dancing makes Tucker Carlson and Chris Mathews moves look almost un-white. Is it ok to say un-white? #
• People who don't tweet don't understand what I'm talking about when I talk about Twitter. #
• StupidStats: Colts prove Time Of Possession as meaningless as color of jock in last three wins on road #
• ProgWatchDog tweeted 2me: "Stick to sports, your politics suck."//This typifies the level of intellectual argument coming from the Right. #
• There are no limits to what man can aspire to and achieve. Or that Republicans can try to trash. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1954 #
• Don't u get bored when friends wantto talk about UNinteresting stuff like THEM, when you could be talking interesting stuff like about YOU #
• StupidStats: Colts prove Time Of Possession as meaningless as color of jock in last three wins on road #
• Birthday Mafia Rat Joe Valachi of the Genovese crime family was the first made-guy to out the Cosa Nostra. http://xcuse2party.com #
• STATS: Colts prove time of possession proved as meaningless as shoe lace size #
• Say Goodnight, Gracie. #
• I like watching Emmy red carpet reruns. Something about those high angle shots. Yes, this should be called twoinking instead of tweeting #
• House or Monday Night Football? Both! #
• Don't u get bored when friends wantto talk about uninteresting stuff like THEM, when you could be talking interesting stuff like about YOU? #
• Rudys BarTweet: "I Love This Bar" on juke. Music lovers loudly singing along. Others ready to start fight with the singers, I luv this bar #
• Tweeting in Rudy's Bar in NYC. Means any tweets in next couple of hours will need to be deleted when I get home with hope nobody noticed. #
• The HOBBIT was published by J.R.R. Tolkein in 1937. http://xcuse2party.com #
• 100%OUT Congress, defund the BUSHWARS. Obama can't do it now for a lot of reasons. U can. Do it, now! #
• I wish my morning coffee worked like bbq firestarter and my brain would go "Whoosh" Instead it works like Congress & it isn't working yet #
• BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth. #
• Da Bears win has proved we now exist in a low probability alternative reality. Maybe I'll wake up and find I'm the man I might have been #
• Da Bears game was one of those string-theory alternate reality things that didn't really happen. In the real universe we lost by 6. #
• @FakeAnaMarieCox NOT the real Ana Marie Cox//OhNo! Don't tell me Sockington is really a furry spider & Glenn Beck is a wise & intelligent #
• Prepared 2 tweet about the sucky CHICAGO BEARS ruining my day/life, but they won, disappointing me by not disappointing me. I need a shrink. #
• BEAR GME RPT: Tied at half. They're just sucking me in, making me think they have a chance, so they can break my heart in 4th qrtr. So Cruel #
• BEAR GAME RPT: To find a Chi hilite, CBS had to use a shot of Bears running from locker room onto the field. Ishtunot! #
• Preparing to descend into HELL, the basement where I watch BEAR GAMES — which makes it even more hellish. #
• Just took my home coffee cup outta WASHER. Made me wonder about cleaness of my OFFICE COFFEE CUP, which has never experienced a real washer. #
• LESTER & CHARLIE rebrand the GOP with a hot iron http://bit.ly/t7ZXU #
• Sorry I'm so dumb. @FereJohn @theonides "George Eliot" was actually Mary Anne Evans.//My bad, again. I made the same mistake on a date once. #
• George Elliot wrote, "It is never too late to be what you might have been." She was probably really freakin young when she wrote it. #
• George Elliot wrote, "It is never too late to be what you might have been." He was probably really freakin young when she wrote it. #
• George Elliot wrote, "It is never too late to be what you might have been." He was probably really freakin young when he wrote it. #
• RT @jackwadeshow BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth. // They Limbaugh up first // Then imPalin each other #
• When David "ReadingHead" Gregory learns to follow-up and discuss instead of reading a list of questions, he'll be worth watching. #
• So you missed the Sunday Morning News Shows. LESTER & CHARLIE rebrand the GOP with a hot iron http://totallybeaugus.com #
• For some of us, our iPods with the right music mixes are really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth #
• Today in 1891, the first gas-powered car hit the buggypaths of Springfield, Mass. Excuse for a ROADTRIP? http://xcuse2party.com #
• I see all the "I CAN GET YOU…" follow-offers and think no, don't, they just want to get you. #
• @iShowSD R you a twitterholic? // No I can quit anytime I want — as long as I can't get a web connection #
• If tweeple would send me $$$ if I wrote a SELF-HELPER on "what not to do to not make millions" I'd make millions. #
• Forget the Sunday Morning News Shows — LESTER & CHARLIE say everything that needs to be said in 2:13 http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Today in 1891, the first gas-powered car hit the buggypaths of Springfield, Mass. Excuse for a ROADTRIP? http://xcuse2party.com #
• Just took a home coffee cup out of WASHER. Makes me wonder about my office coffee cup which has never heard a rumor of one #
• "Why I Don't Eat Frog For Breakfast" http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1790 #
• For some of us, our iPods with the right music mixes are really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth. #
• @SurrendrDorothy I'm not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball //She was… very. #
• @JFAHL@ I leave my laptop on always but put it on standby. Record for time between reboots -50 days// Mac or PC commercial? #
• @woostybrains awoke in AM, tweeted abt parallel universes, & fell back 2zzz. Nxt day, got a DM saying "awesome tweet!"//maybe u were in one #
• @MsMaxcessrt Any1 else leave computer on at night,in case u think of a great tweet so u can get it down b4 it flies away?/u jest!//2true #
• RT @jackwadeshow BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth. // They Limbaugh up first // Then imPalin each other #
• Does anyone else leave the computer on at night, just in case you think of a great tweet — so you can get it down b4 it flies away? #
• If you’re homeless, don’t say homeless because it make people sad. Say “citizen of the world.” Maybe they’ll buy you a drink. #
• BECKANALIA — An orgy where RightWingNuts screw the truth. #
• Newsweek attack on Twitter/ers say we are Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Shiver me twitters on Pirates Day — If you are homeless, don't say homeless, say "citizen of the world" Arrggh! #
• When I started tweeting, it was all about the messages. It's becoming more and more about the people. Thx. #
• For some of us, our iPods with the right music mixes are really time machines with a built-in fountain of youth. #
• Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage says Newsweek in attack on Twitter and Twitterers http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Newsweek attack on Twitter/ers say we are Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage http://totallybeaugus.com #
• RT @johnderosa We are not lame! // No sht, It's Newsweek that thinks so, not me. Please read my response. http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Newsweek in attack on Twitter and Twitterers say we are Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage says Newsweek in attack on Twitter and Twitterers http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Newsweek Unfairly Attacks Twitter and Twitterers as Lame Stupid Skeevy Pointless Pathetic Babble Garbage http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=2038 #
• #LyonsNewsweekReview of Twitter is equal to reviewing the Hubble Telescope as if it were sunglasses. He's clueless. Caught in old paradygms. #
• #LyonsNewsweekReview of Twitter was uninformed. Newsweek editors should assign him 2write something he understands, if such an animal exists #
• Lyons Newsweek review of Twitter is equivalent to me reviewing the Hubble Telescope as if it were cancer research. He is clueless. #
• Newsweek-Daniel Lyons review of Twitter was uninformed and stupid. He should write about something he understands, if such an animal exists #
• This weekend: Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah commences. Beergod Worshippers celebrate Oktoberfest. http://xcuse2party.com/weekend.htm #
• After years of demonization, fear & hate campaigns GOPers believe Liberals are their ENEMY. They can't believe Obama doesn't see them as his #
• I can understand identity theft, but ripping off our Twitter photos and backgrounds sounds like maniacal teabaggers getting even. #
• GollyGee! I'm so happy Baucus wrote a bill the Insurance Cos luv. Forcing everyone buy their own insurance from them is real reform. #
• When I started tweeting, it was all about the messages. It's becoming more and more about the people. Thx. #
• @lauraness uninsured & can't afford the test strips// I just got insurance. Now I feel worse for u than me. #
• @JJFAHL Thx for the advice. Will check out bg meter after I psyche up to really stab my finger #
• Asking why US didn't get quid pro quo from Russia 4 not building missile shield is like terrorists asking what they get 4 not planting IEDs #
• For a wk I've needed to stab finger with NEEDLE for bloodglucose monitor. Hurts just thinkin bout it. Wish I was masochist instead of coward #
• George Elliot wrote, "It is never too late to be what you might have been." He was probably really freakin young when he wrote it. #
• The future of the GOP lies in their own little old gun-toting, bible-beating fantasyland http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1917. #
• Elliot said, "It is never too late to be what you might have been." George was probably quite young when he wrote it. #
• In 1859, His Imperial Majesty Joshua Abraham Norton declared himself to be Emperor Norton I of these United States. http://xcuse2party.com #
• Asking why US didn't get anything from Russia for not building missile shield is like terrorists asking what they get for not planting IEDs #
• Rightwingnut point of view. If one time, you don't succeed… SECEDE. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• The future of the GOP is in their own little old gun-toting, bible-beating fantasyland http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1917 #
• @WWWexler Star Wars would have worked fine if we could have convinced enemies to put transponders in all attacking missiles.//LOL #
• P.BAM drops Bush's stupid MISSILE DEFENSE SHIELD. About time. Only morons who are FRIGHTENED by this are FoxNews & defense contractors. #
• This weekend: Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah commences. Beergod Worshippers celebrate Oktoberfest. http://xcuse2party.com/weekend.htm #
• @MWM4444 US should invent a "secession week." For 1 wk treat state as ALREADY gone. No fed funding. No SocSec. zero media // I'm with you. #
• GollyGee! I'm so happy Baucus wrote a bill the Insurance Cos luv. Forcing everyone buy their own insurance from them is real reform. #
• Rightwingnut point of view. If one time, you don't succeed… SECEDE. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• @BillCherryjr Did you see "the Prophecy" with Christopher Walken?// Yes, I think reality is following art. #
• I see the future of the GOP. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1917 #
• RELIGION COLLISION. Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah commences. Beergod Worshippers celebrate Oktoberfest. http://xcuse2party.com/weekend.htm #
• Rightwingnut point of view. If one time, you don't succeed… SECEDE. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• @capcoach I can't afford to waste a day. And I just did. // Did you enjoy day?// Right up until I realized how little I'd accomplished #
• Do we really want the new Baucus HCR bill that the insurance companies love because it forces everyone to buy from them? #
• I see the future of the GOP. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1917 #
• @maximumsuccess You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. // Osht! I've been wearing my loser boxer shorts! #
• In 1859, His Imperial Majesty Joshua Abraham Norton declared himself to be Emperor Norton I of these United States. http://xcuse2party.com #
• In my precarious situation, I can't afford to waste a day. And I just did. Goodnight and good luck. #
• Seems like a WAR between Left & Right. Problem in war is that in order to win, you end up fighting like your enemy. Can that happens to us? #
• Could this racial thing be the last desperate gasp of the old guard before a complete and irrevocable change to a non-racial era? #
• RT @BunEsaabI trying 2 understand how righties think they are victims in the US?// Think like a 5 yr old when you take back a toy he stole #
• Just shut off Chris Mathews show. So tired of 17 minute questions with built in answers. #
• Good Taste In RTs @Marnus3 @bondwooley @mdp4202 @JJFAHL @jtkirklin @USALiberal @carlyoof @Marnus3 #
• Good Taste In RTs @stpaulgal49 @ElimelechDavid @affiliateadvise @aDigital_Future @affiliatepromo1 @markwinburn @lauraness @Leazzel #
• Good Taste In RTs @PalinTruthWatch @PsychMamma @m0reese
  @BunEsaab @woostybrains @OceanReidotcom #
• Good Taste In RTs @Melhi @soxstephen @WWWexler @MWM4444
  @johnlogic1 @GreedyTLawyer @australiatopnew @BillCherryjr #
• After yrs of demonization, fear & hate campaigns GOPers believe Liberals are their ENEMY. They can't believe Obama doesn't see them as his. #
• SHARIA LAW says righteous Islamic dudes can cane women who drink beer while wearing pants. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1845 #
• SQUIRRELS GOING NUTS. Not the teabag squirrels. I saw many furry-tailed critters running around like crazy after nuts falling from trees. #
• @Melhi Thx4strengthug Chickening out on needle. Going to library. Maybe I'll get hit by car and won't have to stick myself when I get back. #
• Wish I was masochist. Gotta impale finger for 1st time with NEEDLE for blood glucose monitor. It hurts just thinking about it. I'm a coward. #
• GOP absurdity gone too far. Gore Vidal could not have created a character like Glenn Beck. Nobody could. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1860 #
• My FLY is still unsquished and buzzing arrogantly around. I did find a roach and I'm planning to waterboard it for information on the fly. #
• Got a FLY I can't swat. I think it's al qaeda & has lessons from Osama. Gonna try to trap it by turning off all lights except bathroom. HaHa #
• Economic Model Of Everything — a Patton Lee Beaugus idea to save America from political misrepresentations http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1894 #
• The perfect Twitter in a perfect world http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1835 #
• RT @FreedomFreedom @txpugman @NicoleStier Limbaugh listeners r racist!// if not, they couldn't listen to SLIME-RADIO in the first place #
• Carter said inherent racism is cause of vitriolic townhalls & Wilson attack. Yes, but it's catalyzed by a larger fear, an economic fear #
• In 1810, with the Grito de Dolores, Father Miguel Hidalgo proclaimed Mexico's independence from Spain http://xcuse2party.com #
• GOP has adopted a Marxist philosophy — Groucho's. Whatever it is, they're against it. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1954 #
• After yrs of demonization, fear & hate campaigns GOPers believe Liberals are their ENEMY. They can't believe Obama doesn't see them as his. #
• "Why I Don't Eat A Frog For Breakfast" http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1790 #
• Jimmy Carter says inherent racism is cause of vitriolic townhalls & Wilson attack. Yes, but I think it's catalyzed by a larger economic fear #
• If you like making fun of the wacky FoxNews' 9-12 SECESSIONISTS. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• Journal of Neuroscience says 5 cups/coffee/day protects from Alzheimer's & stimulates memory. Gonna make a big pot while I remember why. #
• The GOP has adopted a Marxist philosophy — Groucho's. Whatever it is, they're against it. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1954 #
• @BillCherryjr Enjoyed your blog even though I'm not a vegan. You made your meal sound quite delicious. #
• Just watched old favorite flic — Hitchcock's "Trouble With Harry" Clever script. No effects or crashes. Just great characters & dialogue. #
• Economic Model Of Everything — a Patton Lee Beaugus idea to save America from political misrepresentations http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1894 #
• RELIGION COLLISION this weekend. Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah commences. And on Saturday Beergod Worshippers celebrate Oktoberfest in Munich. #
• The GOP has adopted a Marxist philosophy — Groucho's. Whatever it is, they're against it. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1954 #
• Oktoberfest starts Saturday in Munich. Become one with the beer. #
• "Gore Vidal could not have created a character like Glenn Beck. Nobody could." http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1860 #
• Sensei Yo explains "Why I Don't Eat Frog For Breakfast" http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1790 #
• Waiting for Twitter to crash again so I can, too. Probably won't have long to wait. #
• RELIGION COLLISION this weekend. Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah commences. And on Saturday Beer Worshippers celebrate Oktoberfest in Munich. #
• RECESSION VICTIMS seem to be divided into two camps: GenUsed2B & GenWannaB. Neither of us are doing too well. #
• Economic Model Of Everything — a Patton Lee Beaugus idea to save America from politicians' subjectivity http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1894 #
• RELIGION COLLISION this weekend. Ramadan ends. Rosh Hashanah happens. And Beer Worshippers get to begin the real Oktoberfest in Munich. #
• Oktoberfest starts Saturday in Munich. Become one with the beer. #
• Tech Alert! On Sept 15, 1947, RCA released the 12AX7 vacuum tube — which is still used today in some guitar amps. http://xcuse2party.com #
• Really funny blog by Noni The Intern. Especially if you like making fun of FoxNews' 9-12 secessionists. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1928 #
• We RECESSION VICTIMS seem to be divided into two camps: GenUsed2B & GenWannaB. Neither of us are doing too well. #
• SHARIA LAW says righteous Islamic dudes can cane women who drink beer while wearing pants. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1845 #
• Tech Alert! On Sept 15, 1947, RCA released the 12AX7 vacuum tube — which is still used today in some guitar amps. http://xcuse2party.com #
• UnTrash The Talk. Joe Wilson, Serena, Megan, Kanye, and Glenn Beck all demonstrate how ugly it is, and how ugly we look when we do it. #
• Economic Model Of Everything — a Totally Beaugus idea to save the world. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1894 #
• Journal of Neuroscience says 5 cups/coffee/day protects from Alzheimer's & stimulates memory. Gonna go make a pot before I forget why. #
• Web says Type2 Diabetics like me can have 2 beers/day. Cool! And easy to remember, even after 6 or 8 beers. #
• Such a beautiful day for sitting in the sun, reading and writing. No 'rithmatic to ruin it. #
• just voted "Taylor Swift's Side!" on "Are you on Kanye's Side or Taylor Swift's side?" vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/rd827 #
• BEING RUDE & ACTING LIKE A WACKO is becoming more of an epidemic than swine flu. Unfortunately, there is no vaccine. #
• Please enlighten me or entertain me with your tweets. Whatever else you are selling, I'm not buying. #
• The LESTER & CHARLIE SHOW talks about what nobody else will — dyspareuntua. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1886 #
• UnTrash The Talk. Joe Wilson, Serena, Megan, Kanye, and Beck all demonstrate how ugly it is, and how ugly we look when we do it. #
• Totally Beaugus Economic Model Of Everything — including ugly poodle taxes with an xbox app. http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1894 #
• RT @WWWexler Encourage tweeple to use hashtag #hcrmarch. // I'd like to see a #hcrtweetathon too. #
• Wall Streeters as arrogant and greedy as ever. Still too big to give a number2. Americans want revenge. And we will get it. #
• Nominees for HOW DUMB IS THAT Award: Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, Glenn Beck, and Kanye West #
• Journal of Neuroscience says 5 cups/coffee/day protects from Alzheimer's & stimulates memory. Gonna go make a pot before I forget why. #
• In 1814, Francis Scott Keyes wrote the Star Spangled Banner with lyrics made to mangle. http://xcuse2party.com #
• The #LowClassAct award earned by Joe Wilson was passed to Serena. And now the bigget LOSER is… Kanye West! #
• Taylor's "You Belong With Me" was a great vid. It deserved the VMA. Kanye is a real loser with less class than Joe Wilson or even Serena. #
• Time spent fishing is not subtracted from life. The time BEAR FANS spend watching NFL games counts as time in hell. Hell starts now at GBay #
• @JJFAHL@ Can't I sell you some nice Health Care Reform? // I'll buy that #
• Please enlighten me or entertain me with your tweets. Whatever else you are selling, I'm not buying. #
• Hail Hail to old Purdue QBs who rule NFL. Kyle Orton, the luckiest. Drew Brees, the best ever! #
• RT @stpaulgal49 @mdp4202 #MILLIONTWEETMARCHFORHCR What do you want tweeps to do?// Maybe Tweet for HRC during a 24hr period and be counted. #
• Tweeple responding positively to idea of a MILLION TWEET MARCH FOR HCR. I'm a clueless newbie. What should we do to make it happen? #
• Teabaggers think they can unelect Obama or secede. Why? Because they have the RIGHTS OF THE RIGHTEOUS http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1845 #
• RT @USALiberal When is 'Million Pro-HRC March'? Need to steal thunder from #nutstock. // Let's do Million Tweet March instead. #
• RT @livecityus Help Wanted – Telepath ! You know where to apply. // Yes, but I know they won't believe me so I'll pass. #
• Reacting to Keith Olbermann's accusations, GLENN BECK is having GPS installed in his ass to prove he can find it. #
• LESTER & CHARLIE SHOW — not everything you wanted to know about painful intercourse, but more than enuff http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Do all dogs think a wastebasket is just a big dog dish with tall sides? Or just mine? #
• RT @MWM4444 To understand 912ers, see Hoffer's "The True Believer" // In Movement Mayhem philosophy doesn't matter. Terrorists or TeaBaggers #
• Why do Teabaggers think they can unelect Obama or secede? Because they have the RIGHTS OF THE RIGHTEOUS http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1845 #
• Time spent fishing is not subtracted from life. The time BEAR FANS spend watching NFL games counts as time in hell. Hell starts today. #
• @bondwooley The awesome LESTER & CHARLIE SHOW extends it's quest for passive-aggressive world domination on http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Lester & Charlie Show premiers funny video on http://totallybeaugus.com #
• @techxav If any of your techblogs go beyond straight and get funny, we'd love to rerun them on totallybeaugus.com and give you a link. #
• Lester & Charlie Show premiers funny video on http://totallybeaugus.com #
• @HlaoRoo Thx for good FFs. I follow all of them. Typo — should be @OTOOLEFAN #
• Time spent fishing is not subtracted from life. The time BEAR FANS spend watching NFL games counts as time in hell. Hell starts today. #
• Serena Williams lost her shot at Clisters for acting like McEnroe. Do steroids make you wacky? #
• Do Teabaggers understand their philosophy and beliefs have failed on every level, not least of which was an election where they were swept? #
• 912 TEABAGGER DIVERSITY: Hatriots, FoxNews clowns, old white racists, trainee sign-makers, scared-beckless neo-cons, and the paid2b there #
• Funny blog by Sensei Yo on reverse-procrastination: "Why I Don't Eat Frog For Breakfast" http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1790 #
• RT @MWM4444 T-shirt on child @ 9/12 rally: "The cure for Obama communism is a new era of McCarthyism" // FoxNews w an Orson Welles moment. #
• Do Teabaggers understand their philosophy and beliefs have failed on every level, not least of which was an election where they were swept? #
• Teabaggers who want to sucede from Union should be allowed to. They already live in Fantasyland. #
• I like MSNBC, but most shows are better when they have guest hosts like Ana Marie Cox, Lawrence O'Donnel, or Alison Stewart. #
• Only Eric Cartman has correct response to Teabaggers being so absurd and out there. Funny photoon at http://totallybeaugus.com #
• Too bad we can't drop 912 Teabaggers in really hot water, then dispose of them in with rest of smelly, wet garbage. #
• After reading liberal tweets, Glenn Beck is having GPS installed in his ass to prove he can find it. It was right there with his brain. #
• RT @pawnman44004 Best thing to lose is your cellphone. You can't phone your keys and listen for ring. #
• On a lost object quest — my glasses are an adventure. Looking in the microwave for the 2nd time means I am officially a big dumb loser. #
• If it wasn't a time of massive economic anxiety, would GOP-brains be acting as Beckrazy or getting as many converts? #
• I like MSNBC, but I like most MSNBC shows better when they have guest hosts like Lawrence O'Donnel. #
• What to do about 912 Teabaggers? Too bad we can't drop them in really hot water, then dispose of them permanently. #
• GOP absurdity is making satire harder to pull off. http://totallybeaugus.com #
• We need a vaccine against the GOP SWINE FLU that can protect Americans from going any more bonkers. #
• ACORN suggestion that a prostitute call herself a "performance artist" on a tax form is funny. Wouldn't "public servant" have been better? #
• RT @jackwadeshow Did almost every Republican at POTUS' Congressional address look like Doug Neidermeyer from Animal House? // LOL #
• @johnrezas You're right. Wilson's outburst isn't any different from the Democrats booing Bush. Does that make what Wilson did ok with you? #
• We need a vaccine against the GOP SWINE FLU that can protect Americans from going any more bonkers. #
• Checked the Joe Wilson #s, I'm more shocked at the number of Tweeple supporting him than I was at his ridiculous, low class outburst #
• I think (I'm happy) therefore I am. If I'm wrong, don't tell me. Tell Descartes. #
• RT @Ireneartist About BinLaden?Pakistan?Something else?//Obama doesn't want to make big international mistakes while world economy is so bad #
• Under Sharia law, righteous Islamic dudes can cane women who drink beer while wearing pants. Satiric Blog http://totallybeaugus.com/?p=1845 #
• RT Ireneartist what about liberating Europe from Hitler or Afghanistan from Taliban?/Wars of necessity may b necessary. Our current 2 aren't #
• GOP absurdity is making satire harder to pull off. http://totallybeaugus.com #
• RT @JJFAHL Still strongly antiwar, best way to pay for health care is stop war spending. // Maybe best way to stop war is to stop the war #

I wish some people had dog tails, so I could tell if they were really glad to see me.

Ghandi born Oct 2,1869. So I peacefully protest lack of HealthCare by wearing loincloth to work. Glad I work at home.

Ardipithecus Ramidus proves MAN did not evolve from APES. Both evolved from common ancestor with brain like Glenn Beck.

There’s a Conservative Women’s calendar. I can’t imaging anything worse than looking at Ann Coulter for an entire month.

Empire State Building Lightup. Commies were enemy for 60 yrs. R they still? Is our biggest investor still a real threat to America?

I think the best kinda tweets were invented by Ben Franklin for his Old Farmer’s Almanac

Strolling round NYC, noticed that young Asian women seem most stylishly dressed without showing skin.

Does TweeTherapy work? Since I’ve started tweeting, I haven’t hijacked any elevators or molested any fireplugs.

BiPolarMoment: It’s always darkest before the dawn of a new day of darkness with a forcast of cold rain. Eyore would understand.

Rumor has it that Sarah Palin was really POed in China that they wouldn’t let her shoot a giant Panda. Not even waterboard one!